i am hungover and bored.

Have you kissed anyone in the past 10 days?
got face raped by melinda

Last person you shared food with?
don't share my food. oh nomnom

Do you hate when people smoke around you?
that would be a bit hypocritical...

Know any mechanical stuff about cars?
I can take an engine to pieces and rebuild it with my bare hands

Do you still talk to the first person you kissed?
he's now my wife.

Are you shy?
yessir

Could things possibly get any better?
it's getting better all the time...

Plans for tonight?
wine

What's been different this year?
the date.

Where were you at 2am?
where wasn't I!!!!

Do you hate the last girl you were talking to?
what a nasty question. I hate no one.

Did you wake up in the middle of the night last night?
who cares

Think a lot before you fall asleep?
yeah....about SEX

Has there been anyone in particular on your mind at all today?
myself

Do you love the last person you called today?
haven't called anyone. never call. hate phone.

Are you taller than your mom?
american quiz! explains the dumb questions. I keep deleting really boring ones by the way.

Have you held hands with anyone today?
only the old lady who helped me cross the street

Have a best friend?
YOU

If you were upset, who's the first girl/guy you would go to?
dolly doctor

Honestly, does you crush/boyfriend/girlfriend like you back?
no/no/yes

You had sex last night, didn't you?
define sex...

What did you and the last person you talked on the phone about?
no phone. hate phone.

Has anyone put their arm around you in the past 5 days?
yes. because I totally remember details about life like that.

How many kids do you want to have?
twenty-five. gonna beat that duggar bitch.

At this very moment, what exactly are you doing?
THIS QUIZ

Who are all of your texts from?
oh just wait while I get my phone and list them for you...

Have you ever liked someone older than you?
nah man, I like em in uniform. School uniform.

Do you like flowers?
yes

Did you enjoy your day?
not until I started this!

Do you love anybody?
everybody

How do you feel about guys/girls smoking?
population control

What was the first thing you did when you woke up?
opened my eyes

What were you doing at 8 this morning?
wanking.

What are you craving right now?
nicotine. haloumi.

Three hours ago, were you touching a person of the opposite sex?
I was patting a boy dog. Does that count?

Will you be up before seven am tomorrow?
nope

Do you have curly hair?
head hair? nope.

How often do you listen to music?
24/7. I have an implant.

GOODBYE